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  2014-12-17-BOE-Children Give Up Your Pocket Money!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  petra!

  2015-12-17-boe already, you dear brothers have done so well, sending gifts both large and small.

  for in-stance, two children, five and seven years old, sent their pocket money to help build our new bethel instead of going to the circus, writing, "this is much better than that!

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  Witness 007

  Oh hell no!! Every kid needs the circus!! Im gonna go drink me some coolaid.
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  The World's First Website

  by cofty in

  1. social
  2. current

  25 years ago this week tim berners-lee turned on the first ever website on the world wide web.

  basically it was a self-help guide to joining the web.... the first search engine alibweb was launched in '94 and it still functions today.. 4 billion web pages later it could be said the project was a success.. you can read more about the early days here....

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  Remember dial up and games on cassette that took 30 minutes to load and porno sooo much porno at the click of a mouse....thank you for the porno Im sooo grateful technology!! PORN as far as the eye can see....I feel like the kid in Willy wonka. What a wonderful world.
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  Gilead was built to be Bethelite tribulation Bombshelter 1940!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  rutherford believed the "great tribulation" would begin during world war 2. his book "enemies" explained america and britain would turn into a fascist/catholic state so...... watchtower 82 8/15 p.10 "for the saftey of the bethel family a place of refuge was built at south landsing new york.

  it was never needed for that purpose...later transformed into gilead missionary school...".

  watch.

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  Rutherford believed the "great Tribulation" would begin during World war 2. His book "Enemies" explained America and Britain would turn into a fascist/Catholic state so.....

  Watchtower 82 8/15 p.10 "For the saftey of the Bethel family a place of refuge was built at South Landsing New York. It was never needed for that purpose...later transformed into Gilead missionary school..."

  Watch. 81 12/15 p.28 "Rutherford believed that intense pursecution would require the brothers to leave headquarters...thus he built a building in upstate New York that could be used to house the Bethel family..."
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  The Donald knows the JW's are the truth

  by life is to short in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i swear you just cannot make this stuff up.

  i just heard from an older sister in the hall that donald's trump son-in-law bought part of the brooklyn heights compound, i think she said the 25 building but what ever.

  she than went on to say and to quote her "the donald knows it's the truth.

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  He makes George W look like a friggin genius!
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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Im alive jookbeard!! Started this post 8 years ago. Alot of people have healed, got married got divorced moved on.
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  Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Yes it's a REAL church.

  by SecretSlaveClass in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  now this is a church an athiest would be really happy with.

  hilarious!.

  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/flying_spaghetti_monster.

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  Iam a member but not yet baptized....they expect you to take your car licence photo with a spagetti strainer on your head....Im not ready to commit yet. (True story)
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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  No deaths this year...these "overlap generation" guys are very healthy....by living they are holding back the winds of armagedon!! Just lay down and do the world a service!
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  Watchtower 1973 - "Dinosuars WERE on Noah's Ark"!!! College educated response??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  witnesses hate college education, and why would you need one when you have our "spiritual food" the watchtower answering science questions.. watchtower 1973 july 15 p.7 questions from readers.. "when did dinosaurs go extinct?

  -they may have disappeared during the flood of noahs day.

  not all of them were of gigantic size.

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  My wife was told off by an Elder for not saying the "day" was 7000 years during her talk. She told him straight she did not believe that and he let it go!
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  Craziest Yearbook experience EVER brother silences talking snake????

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yearbook 1967 p.105 chad africa- "..a large crowd were following a man with a talking serpent.

  the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues.

  a brother went to the house and as soon as he entered the serpent went silent.

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  Sparky1 yeah thats it..lol
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  Watchtower 1974 says FAT Brothers will be disfellowshiped and not enter Paradise!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  someone at bethel dinning room was hogging all the bread rolls!!!

  would a brother on the writting dep.

  dare vent his frustration thru the spiritual food our watchtower???

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  If you have a big gut it means you are eating alot more then your body needs....common sense.